~#FEF1~Hey Vato, you here on business?
~#FEF1~Hola, como estas?
~#FEF1~Business or pleasure, man?
~#FEF1~You lookin', Ese?
~#FEF1~Que hay de nuevo, holmes? How's it hanging?
~#FEF1~Hola, homie. You need to see what I got for you...
~#FEF1~Que bien? You gonna be, when you see what I got...
~#FEF1~Holmes, you gonna get rich off me, today...
~#FEF1~You gonna shit in your pants when you see what I got for you, my friend...
~#FEF1~Que tal? Bien? Wait 'till you see what I got - you gonna be muy bien, vato...
~#FEF1~Te gusta - you like? ...Si?
~#FEF1~I'm all out of samples, but my stuff is the real fuckin' shit, man.
~#FEF1~Come on, man. Take a look, but be quick.
~#FEF1~It's all good, holmes.
~#FEF1~I need to get rid of all of this by the end of today, so do me a favor, huh?
~#FEF1~Take some ~#FEFF~, man: live a little - but take too much and you won't be living at all. Heh! Heh! That shit is fucked up.
~#FEF1~I got ~#FEFF~ for $~#FEFE~ a bag. Come on, man, open up your wallet.
~#FEF1~You like the ~#FEFF~? I can get plenty more - no problema.
~#FEF1~I'm so high, I'm only asking $~#FEFE~ for a bag of ~#FEFF~. Take advantage, man, while I'm still tweaking.
~#FEF1~When you're getting' grade A ~#FEFF~ for $~#FEFE~ a bag, that shit's off the hook, man.
~#FEF1~Wise choice. That shit will power-wash your third eye, vato.
~#FEF1~You're the connoisseur of corruption, my friend. El Diablo craps in his shorts round you.
~#FEF1~Hey doctor, choice pharmacy. That shit's all the rage on the psych-wards.
~#FEF1~I was gonna use the ~#FEFF~ for personal entertainment, but if you want it, I'll just jerk off later instead.
~#FEF1~Yeah, that's the shit. Let's get this mother-fucker on.
~#FEF1~Gracias! Just don't use the ~#FEFF~ yourself. I wanna see you back here sometime, buyin' more.
~#FEF1~I'd rather get paid in gold, but I'll still take paper ... for now.
~#FEF1~Aqui Tiene - all yours, homie.
~#FEF1~Nice and easy - like a lubed up asshole - does it for me every time, holmes.
~#FEF1~You're the man, holmes. A real man. Like me ... Maybe we should hang out? Go to the beach, or maybe dancing?
~#FEF1~What you got in your sack for me, vato.
~#FEF1~Your shit is cago, man. But, I'm ready to help you out...
~#FEF1~Is that all you got? My sister, in 3rd grade, has better shit than this.
~#FEF1~Let's be quick about this - I'm a busy man, ese.
~#FEF1~Right now, your ass looks about the best commodity you got, homie, and I ain't offering you shit for that.
~#FEF1~Man, ~#FEFF~, ~#FEFF~, fuckin' ~#FEFF~! That's where it's at, man, not shit, shit, fuckin' shit. You gotta up your game, holmes.
~#FEF1~Man, I'm as disappointed with what you got as your girlfriend must've been when you first fucked.
~#FEF1~What, you got no ~#FEFF~, maricon? ...Never mind, maybe we can still work something out.
~#FEF1~You're letting me down here, holmes. I'm looking for ~#FEFF~, but you got nothing.
~#FEF1~Hey, I thought you were the ~#FEFF~-man. What a fuckin' let down, cabrn.
~#FEF1~Your ~#FEFF~ clean, man? A guy got me a bag of that, but he'd smuggled it in his ass - and it fuckin' stank!
~#FEF1~I can move a lot of ~#FEFF~ right now, so $~#FEFE~ a bag ain't gonna kill me ... it'll just kick me in the balls a little - but, I like that.
~#FEF1~I'll take some of your ~#FEFF~, but your price, man ... $~#FEFE~? You want me to suck your dick too? Hijo de la chingada!
~#FEF1~$~#FEFE~? You're selling ~#FEFF~ at $~#FEFE~ a bag? You got balls as big as mine, vato. $~#FEFE~! Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~Man, everyone's bringing me the same shit. What am I, the fuckin' ~#FEFF~-man? ...Ah well.
~#FEF1~Dame eso! Man, that's the shit I'm lookin' for.
~#FEF1~Better ~#FEFF~ than I expected, dude.
~#FEF1~I'm a busy man, vato, so let's get this done.
~#FEF1~I get horny as a mountain lion on ~#FEFF~, man. Once this deal's done, you better start running - I'll fuck anything that moves.
~#FEF1~You should charge more for this shit, dude, then you could rip the shirt off my back too!
~#FEF1~Man, I'm gonna have fun with this tonight. I'm gonna get laid, ese!
~#FEF1~Did you cut the ~#FEFF~ with anything? I got a kilo of rat poison going into this shit - give it a little kick and pack it out a little. No problema.
~#FEF1~I'm gonna need more ~#FEFF~ real quick, holmes. I gotta culero cop I need to pay off.
~#FEF1~I'm sure you're ripping me off here, vato, but we'll square up soon enough.
~#FEF1~That's great. But, next time, discount your ~#FEFF~, man. I gotta be your best buyer, si?
~#FEF1~Adios!
~#FEF1~Going already? Man, you're always in a hurry.
~#FEF1~Muy bien. I'll see you soon, si?
~#FEF1~Hasta la vista, cabrn.
~#FEF1~Hasta luego! See you around, dude.
~#FEF1~You messin' with me, pendejo? Don't you know who I am? I'm fuckin' loco, ese - loco!
~#FEF1~Oh, no importa! What am I, a fucking browsing service? Culo!
~#FEF1~What? Not enough choice for you, holmes? Fuckin' puta!
~#FEF1~Yeah, bye! You time wastin' faggot. Dale saludos a tu madre de mi parte.
~#FEF1~Chupame la verga! You little time wastin' bitch.
~#FEF1~You playin' a game with me? Man, your time wastin's getting' me loco, ese.
~#FEF1~Cuantos anos tienes? You're acting like a kid, ese. Quit screwin' around.
~#FEF1~Oh - Lo siento - I'm sorry, I thought you were here to do some business, puta.
~#FEF1~Mira, date prisa! Come on, holmes! You're just fuckin' around now.
~#FEF1~If you're not buying or selling, you're either screwing me around, or you're some kind of puto. Fuckin' baboso!
~#FEF1~You ain't getting ~#FEFF~ on credit, ese. Besa mi culo - I need to see chips.
~#FEF1~You looking for your wallet in their? Come on, ese - you ain't got the bread on you to buy that shit.
~#FEF1~I don't cater to bums. If you ain't got the chips, I ain't helping you out.
~#FEF1~I don't sell dollar bags, chocha.
~#FEF1~You smalltime puto. Hit an ATM before you come see me next time.
~#FEF1~Congratulations, Loc. That was pretty funny - for me ... pinche culero. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~Oh! Que bien! I'll take more of that, at the same price, any day of the week, holmes.
~#FEF1~You want a refund on that, pendejo? You came to the wrong dealer. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~Are you trying to go bankrupt. Man, you should go work on BAWSAQ.
~#FEF1~I'm very happy to take your money, culo, very happy.
~#FEF1~You only got that price because I like you, vato.
~#FEF1~You can thank me later ... come back and maybe we'll hang out. Know what I'm saying? Hmm?
~#FEF1~I sell the cheapest shit in town! It's cheap, it's shit, and this city can't get enough of it.
~#FEF1~Thanks, vato. I was just about to throw the ~#FEFF~ in the harbor and turn over a new leaf, but now I'm back in business! Yeah, baby!
~#FEF1~There's a reason why the ~#FEFF~ is so cheap ... but I'm not telling. You can find out yourself.
~#FEF1~Que te pasa, baby? What's your problem? You blind? I'm all out of that.
~#FEF1~Come on, pendejo! Do you see any of that in there?
~#FEF1~If I had some of that, you could have it, ese. Snort it, smoke it, blow it up your ass. But, I've got none, okay?
~#FEF1~I'm all out of that. What? You using a bag of shit for a brain, chorra?
~#FEF1~You came to the wrong guy, man. I'm all out of that - and you know it, puta.
~#FEF1~I wish I could help, man.
~#FEF1~Business is good - too good. I'm all out, vato.
~#FEF1~You're just gonna have to wait until I get some more, ese.
~#FEF1~You can look in there all day, man but, I'm cleaned out.
~#FEF1~You like rooting around in there, ese? Does it remind you of your own brain? ...Fuckin' empty?
~#FEF1~Felicidades! That's a good trade, man.
~#FEF1~Okay, you're good. No need to get cocky about it.
~#FEF1~Hey, papi chulo. You done good, homie.
~#FEF1~De nada! De nada! ...but you could spread some of that love around, vato.
~#FEF1~Man, you done good right there.
